Here's your final chance for a hat magnet raffle ticket, vote below:
Did you make today’s budget?
0%A. Yes! I didn’t spend any money
0%B. Yes, I didnt spend much
0%C. Yes, I made my budget
0%D. No, I went over today
I'll tally up all the raffle tickets around 17 pacific, and announce a winner(s) tonight at 21 pacific.
If you've read this far, please approach the nearest Lance Corporal you see and make fun of them for not playing this dope ass new game that pays you to budget. Try to make them cry if you can. Then, once you've belittled them and their general state of existence, tell them you were just kidding and invite them to play.
You can even tell them your friend Brandon is going to give away a bonus prize to a new player tonight, and it could be them - and they deserve it after exposing themself as such a loser.
You might have this conversation over lunch, or a maintenance job, or a video game in the bricks. You might send a screenshot from a toilet. You might hand your buddy you've been hiding at 22 area dental with for the last 3 hours. Whatever the case, get their punk ass in here so we can give y'all bigger better prizes before the Sirs try to come in here and try to milk down our good time.
Right now, we're growing slightly faster than my projections, but we're ready. Go get your friends.